i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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