i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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