it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't think brook has ever known best
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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