"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I need to sanitize my soul.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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