dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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