Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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