State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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