Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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