Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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