I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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