I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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