He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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