i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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