I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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