im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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