Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I want a musical about memes.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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