what if I'm pregnant?
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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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