I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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