Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i dont even know how to be here
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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