And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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