do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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