do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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