I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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