So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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