What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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