sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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