This girl is more easily done than said...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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