sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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