Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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