Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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