Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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