spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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