bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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