Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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