Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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