But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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