"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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