sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Randomize
