im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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