i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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