bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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