He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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