Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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