Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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