We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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