What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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