Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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