i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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