How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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