Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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