grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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