By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
