i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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