I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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