i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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