I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Floor bacon is actually really good
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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