I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
handjob tips. give me some.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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