You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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